What really? There must be one in every world. Does he use a jutte too and always shout out "LUPIN! You're under arrest!" or whatever, and then forget pretty much everything else right in front of him? I swear if you put a naked girl next to Lupin, the Inspector would still aim for Lupin.

[That's a little exaggeration, but there have been times Fujiko could only get their attention with bombs where her boobs should be. Literally.]