[Navigator. The part after that is true enough (though she's never heard love cook, she's pretty sure she knows who that describes), but 'navigator' is definitely. Wrong. Very wrong. Dammit.]

You don't remember running a dojo? Or the fact that Jack Sparrow stole all my money? The mikan festivals? The fact we're--

[...she doesn't quite have the courage to finish that. But she does look kind of hurt.]