The guy has a bad track record with being kidnapped around here. But he manages to stave off the kidnapping for a fair while every time. Volunteers like that... [Not actually Vash, because Vash is an idiot who would probably cry over the destruction of the droids, really.] All we need is a few minutes.

I'm not saying my plan will work, but I'd give it fifty fifty. So on the chance that it does, I just want to cover all my bases.