[Fourth Wall]

[mikangirl]

[Yeahhh, you know what, this is also way too deja vu for Nami's liking.  After one wary trip through town where she side-eyes all these new people milling around, she'll just take off for the orchard.

...whenever she gets the chance to, anyway. 

Pity when she gets to the orchard there will be droids dropping in to say hi.  Best timing ever?]

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[krispykremefan]

[Well at least there's a familiar face in the orchard. Only instead of blond hair, this Vash seems to have almost completely black hair and no wings.

He also seems utterly impressed by all the tree. Not that, that is all that different from normal.]

[mikangirl]

[Not noticing the 'no wings' part at first; Nami just looks up as she enters.]

Oh hey, Vash.

...you dyed your hair.

[krispykremefan]

[He jumps. AH! STRANGE PERSON CALLING OUT HIS NAME! Oh wait. She's hot and has huge boobs.]

Oh! You must mean my old wanted posters! Yeah, I had to change it up so people wouldn't recognize me so easily, but you have sharp eyes. Almost as sharp as my deadly aim. What do you say? What to tell all your friends that you got to go out with a dangerous ex-criminal?

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[mikangirl]

[mikangirl]

That all depends. Want to tell all your friends you got to go out with the hottest pirate on the Grand Line?

[krispykremefan]

Grand Line? I've been all over No Man's Land and I've never heard of the Grand Line.

[He looks around at the orchard and snow.] Then again. I've never seen anything like this before either.

Heh... am I dreaming? Please say I'm dreaming. [Because he's starting to wonder if maybe Knives DID win.]

[mikangirl]

You're not dreaming. [She's noticed the lack of wings, though. Hmm.] Or maybe you are. I don't think you're the Vash I know.

[krispykremefan]

I don't know about that. I'm kinda one of a kind really.

[mikangirl]

The Vash I know has wings and his hair is blond. And he isn't as smug as you.

[krispykremefan]

[This pout should look pretty familiar.] Well that's not very fair!

[Wait. She saw him with blond hair and wings?] Were you... were you in July when I...? I'm sorry.

[mikangirl]

Was I in July...? [Brow furrowing.] July sucked. Why, what did you do?

[krispykremefan]

Wait, you haven't heard about Lost July?

[He takes another look around at the trees and snow.] Am I dead?

[mikangirl]

Nope.

[Look, she's just as helpful to you as she is to the real Vash.]

[krispykremefan]

No, I'm not dead? Or no, you've never heard about Lost July?

[mikangirl]

Well, that depends. What's Lost July?

[krispykremefan]

It's when the major city of July was destroyed in just a matter of moments.

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[mikangirl]

...

[She wasn't expecting something quite so heavy as that.]

[mikangirl]

...I'm sorry.

[krispykremefan]

You don't need to be sorry. [He does.] So you've never heard of that?

[mikangirl]

No. But then, that's something from your world. Right now, you're somewhere else entirely.

[krispykremefan]

So... I am dead? Why don't I get a pair of wings?

[mikangirl]

You're not dead.

Just... think for a second that there are other worlds, other planets beside your own. You're on one of them. This isn't where I come from, either.

[krispykremefan]

Did the ships from Earth do that!? They have to send me back! They don't know what they're dealing with and how much Knives has grown! Where are the ships?

[Duh, there are other planets!]

[mikangirl]

Hold up! [She puts a hand up.] No ship brought you here! You're here for just a little time and then you'll find yourself back at the last second you'll remember at home! There's no time lost! You can go back to avoiding Knives once you get home, I promise. Just...don't panic.

[krispykremefan]

...how does that work exactly? Time moving, yet not? Maybe I just hit my head, there was a lot of debris. Yeah! Maybe that's it!