[Action/Video] Day 5 onwards

[mikangirl]

[And on the first four days of this experiment, lo, the navigator was completely unaffected and oblivious, casually making use of Trafalgar Law's coated ship to pretend Luceti doesn't exist explore the ruins beneath the water.  She'd have invited Raine, only you know.  Under the surface and all.  S'all good.  It's not like the rest of the village is going nuts or anything, is it?

...

...and on day 5, there is a lot of screaming, lost to the depths of the sea.  Luckily, her journal is off for that part, or she'd never live it down.  However.]

[Panicked Voice] 

Zoro!!  Katara?  Someone get me off of this thing!!   Why is it always a boat?

[Ship, Nami.  But hey.   Feel free to drop in on her for a rescue or a random teleport or whatever floats your...boat... /shot


From day 7 onward Nami will be afflicted by the teleporting bug herself, turning up in all sorts of awkward places.  Not always fully dressed.  Beware:  she will charge you for the privilege,   8|  Throughout, though, she really kind of believes she's someone else, married with three children.  Ahahaha.  She may kill someone when this is over.]



((ooc:  Please note the first portion of this takes place before Alexei's post about pinwheels.))

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[Voice]

[gumgumboobies]

NAMI!?

NAMI IS THAT YOU!? Man, I'm so glad you're back! I was trying not to disturb you while you were out at sea but...

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

What? Out at-- I'm not out at sea! [All evidence to the contrary.] I just woke up here! Who is this? Is Luceti Shifting again?

[Voice]

[gumgumboobies]

What do you mean "who is this"!? IT'S ME!

[He might be a girl but GAWD.]

And if you haven't been out at sea WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

Home, of course! [Even while panicking she's too polite to go WHO TEH HELL ARE YOU a second time. Though she's sure she's never seen this person in her life. 8| (...though the scar is kinda familiar.)]

...do you owe me money?

[Because that's way more polite.]

[Voice]

[gumgumboobies]

No you weren't! I was just home not long ago!

[... HOW DO YOU STILL NOT KNOW! She starts stretching her face at the camera because that's obviously helping.]

LUFFY! IT'S LUFFY! [...] Ah, wait but call me Rubber Woman until I can think up another name.

[Voice] 1/?

[mikangirl]

[ajkdfhladf HOLY WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR FACE WOMAN ICK ICK WHAT EVEN--]

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

[Oh. Luffy? Luffy. She knows a Luffy. Isn't that that kid that comes and steals fruit from the orchard--]

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

[That reminds her, you were a total jerk the last time you talked to her B|]

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

[Wait, you were just 'home'...?]

Luffy, so help me, if you've been raiding the orchard while I'm gone--

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

[......................]

[Voice] Done o/

[mikangirl]

Why are you a woman!?

[Voice]

[gumgumboobies]

Why the heck would I raid the orchard randomly? You're acting weird, Nami!

IT'S THE MALNOSSO THAT DID IT!

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

The Malnosso? Why would they do something? They're on our side.

[Acting weird, you say.]

[Voice]

[gumgumboobies]

On OUR side?! What are you--

ARAGH! THEY GOT TO YOU TOO! Your head must be all screwed up!

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

My head's perfectly fine! I'm not the one who's suddenly a rubber girl!

[AU or otherwise, Luffy always seems to distract her from omg terror. By dint of being Luffy. :|]

[Voice]

[gumgumboobies]

Yeah, but it's an experiment-- Okay look, just tell me what's the last thing you remember?

I need to know how messed up they got you!

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

I was home! [Kinda looking at you funny but OKAY we will indulge you, Rubber Woman.] Making pinwheels with the kids!

[Voice]

[gumgumboobies]

Hmm. Yeah, yeah. I see.

[And here is Luffy trying to be all 'I'm listening' and detective like.]

So when you say "the kids" do you mean kids around town? [Rubbing her chin now.]

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

No, I mean my kids! [Surely he must have noticed by now after all this time-- well, the guy does have a one track mind.] With the girls and Chouji!

[Voice]

[gumgumboobies]

[Wait. KIDS? Hmmm. HMMM. OSHI--]

OOOOOOOOOOH! [And then She's just going to burst out laughing.] So THAT'S what you remember! It was a long time ago but I remember it! Oh, man this version of you is a big jerk too! Hahaha, this is gonna be so stressful to deal with!

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

What!? [SCREW YOU YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STEALS FROM HER WITHOUT JUST ASKING NICELY, GAWD.] I am not a jerk. If you're not going to help just...just get lost! Come back when you're not being messed with!

[Thus proving she is, in fact, a jerk. But she's a little stressed okay. B|]

[Voice]

[gumgumboobies]

Geez, I don't like this version of you at all! You hitting me was more fun to deal with.

But alright, alright. You're still Nami, so I'll help you. Where are you anyway?

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

[Oh my god she hit you what she would NEVER. The idea of this is enough for Nami to blink at him--her-- GAH-- before just shaking her head and speaking much more ... well, she's not yelling, but now she's sort of distracted sounding.]

Uh... I'm on a boat, which is...at the bottom of the ocean. There's a girl who's going to come out, I think. She's looking for help?

[Voice]

[gumgumboobies]

The bottom of the ocean? Hnn... That's weird then.

...who is the girl? [Because Nami knows a lot of people in Luceti who would be willing to help her so.]

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

It's on a "coated ship" apparently. Uh, the girl is usually a guy. [Seems to be going around 8|] Do you know someone called Trafalgar Law?